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1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC
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Has ruined me for any other guy..hung like a donkey and knows everything right in using it..he has the cutest little wrinkles under each bum cheek that are so adorable..knows how to wear red aerodynamic garments.x my dream guy
Tyson,Tyson he's our man,he can pound you better than anyone can
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"That guy is SO Tyson, eating that baguette. Hon Hon Hon!"
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An exceedingly hot man. he has the biggest muscles that you will ever see. His 10 - inch dong. this dude will usually be able to get any girl he chooses but will only go with one to stay honest.
Male: oh! My! have you seen Tyson at the gym
Female: oh yes1
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(verb) A forceful, awkward, and arrogant conversationalist that doesn't actually want to hear anything you have to say.
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Tyson is a very sweet kind dumb quite guy he's usually a very nice guy to his friends and especially his girlfriend. He always loves his family and his girlfriend to death. He's not a very confident type of person Tyson's are usually born in around November October or September.
Girlfriend: hey I love my boyfriend Tyson he's so sweet girlfriends friends: damn I are so lucky to be dateing a Tyson Girlfriend: Ikr😘
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He is a fine ass nigga and he’s always there for you no matter what. U may get hurt by him a couple of times but u just gotta work wit him. He’s super sexy,,he’s funny asf,, and just a bomb ass nigga.
Damn u see Tyson today! I wanna have that niggas kids frfr
#thatniggamybabyfuckyouolivia
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