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The type of girl you want to "ground and pound" , or want to have sex with. A play on Ultimate Fighting Championship language.
Person 1: You see that one over there?
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Shes such a UFC girl!
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A UFC name is always a name that sounds badass or heroic. You know who "the Truth" and "the Beast from Hell" are, but why isn't there a guy like Rob "da Weasel" Fallon or Brandon "the Propaganda Artist" Verone in the UFC?
Guy1-Tell the truth Brandon what's your real UFC name?
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!
A get-together centered around a large amount of consumption of alcohol, usually in the form of beer, accompanied by the purchase of a UFC fight on the big screen.
Sporadic outbursts of guitar strumming and sing-a-longs can usually be anticipated.
"You know what makes a FIESTA awesome? UFC fights. We're gonna have a UFC Fiesta."
"Mom had mentioned y'all playing some guitar and ol' girl singing, too."
"Can't wait to see y'all so we can jam."
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When you have to shit soo bad, but can't because you're not down to drop a deuce in a public restroom, or not near a restroom, and ur pucker hole is in a "full clinch" to keep it in! Also see "prairie dogging"
Omg dude, have you seen the bathroom here? I'm totally UFC Fighting this one, but I'm not letting my ass near that toilet!
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When you schuste a person or thing and yell UFC BICTH.
A guy I know punched a microwave and the kid next to him yelled UFC BITCH!!!
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Someone that watches MMA and thinks he knows more about what's going on and what to do than the fighters themselves even though he's never done a martial art in his life. Strongly prefers strikers and hates when they grapple because he thinks it's boring.
Dylan: Bro, what is he doing? If that was me I would've gotten up and hit him with a flying knee. And Khabib sucks, all he does is hug people it's so boring.
Owen: Dude, you have no idea what these guys are trying to do or how exhausted they are right now. You can't even see the strategy that goes on throughout the minutes because you've never experienced martial arts before. You're a Casual UFC Fan.
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A shot of pretty much anything, generally vodka dropped (shot glass included) into a cup of beer and chugged. The shot is usually unnoticeable and the beer is oddly good.
Kevin did 7 UFC bombs tonight in one hour and he feels great!
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