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Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, that was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in in America, well you'd think you were the shit too.
-ESPN's college review
The University of Virginia, also known as UVA, is one of the premier learning institutions in the world and widely regarded as the best educational bang for your buck in the nation.
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#2 ACC Baseball, #20 NCAA Men's Cross Country, #20 NCAA Women's Cross Country, #22 NCAA Men's Golf, #23 NCAA Women's Golf, #3 ACC Men's Lacrosse, #4 NCAA and #1 ACC Men's Soccer (8 years running), #1 ACC and #3 NCAA Men and Women's Swimming and Diving (6 years running), #1 ACC and #2 NCAA Men's Tennis, #22 NCAA and #3 ACC Men's Wrestling, #5 ACC Women's Basketball, #5 ACC Field Hockey, #2 ACC and #7 NCAA Women's Lacrosse, #2 NCAA Varsity Rowing, #4 NCAA Club Rowing, #2 ACC and #11 NCAA Women's Soccer, #3 ACC Softball, #1 NCAA and #1 ACC Seeded Women's Tennis Doubles, #3 ACC and #8 NCAA Women's Volleyball.
T-#2 Public University, #23 International Overall University, #17 Great Value University, #4 Business Program, Highest Graduation and Retention Rate in the world, 6th Architecture School, 8th Law School, 9th Commerce School, 12th English Program, 14th Physics Program, 19th History Program, 4th - 9th best Language Programs (English, Spanish, German, Portugese, Italian), 6th Religious Studies Program, 9th Physiology Program, 13th French Program, 16th Art History Program, 17th Astronomy Program, 18th Classics Program, 19th Psychology Program, 6th Endocrinology Program.
Let's see, we're also the Fittest University on the planet and our graduates are the #2 sought after by employers, #1 being Harvard. Ten of our professors are Nobel Prize winners.
There's more, but I'm tired of writing. All these are current up to September 1st, 2005.
VT Hokie: I hate UVa!
JMU Doggie: Me too!
After graduating from their schools:
VT Hokie: Do you want fries with that?
JMU Doggie: Would you like to add a side salad?
UVa Cavalier: Ah, a six-digit income right out of college is sweet. I'm sure glad I went to UVa.
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the university of virginia....a school where all the students look like they just walked out of a Gap commercial. the girls dress like they are forty years old and then guys and arrogant bastards. you wait in line for an hour to possibly get into a frat that plays only madonna and other gay 80's music. basicly, the WORST place to go to college.
Lindz: "I have a friend that goes to UVa."
Kelly: "Oh, he must be a douche."
Lindz: "This is true."
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the school which students who care about their lives after college attend and is located in the city voted #1 to live in america. people who couldnt get in or people bitter about their economic situation tend to have a problem with uva because the harsh reality that uva students will be their bosses one day. these people have a problem with popped collars, reason being that they arent stlyish or attractive enough to pull it off. they also have a problem with the fact all uva students wear is ralph lauren, etc...; this is becuase they are jealous and cant afford to. once an individual with serious grievances against uva gets over their inferiority complex theyll see that while they may not be able to make a future for themselves, uva grads will be there to provide a job for them some day.
and just in case the above wasnt evidence enough to prove uvas superiority:
"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs'. In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses + Ryan Bitzer
bitter jackass: man i hate uva, theyre all a bunch of preppy, pompous fags.
bitter jackass (4 yrs later out of college): no boss i never had anything against uva, your alma mater is a great school. let me kiss your ass the rest of my career in hopes that i might make a fraction of what you do.
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UVA is a very good school for the arts and most sciences, but anyone who takes engineering at UVA is a dumbass.
Guy: I'm an engineer from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: UVA, eh? Well, then you must suck hard core. Where did those Virginia Tech grads go?
Guy: aw man, I suck
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Girl: I'm a biology major from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: Okay! Have lots of money.
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The guy in the shirt and tie at the football game must be a UVA fan, you can tell because his nose tilts higher than everyone else around him.
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Cant be defined, more described... In case
someone at UVA hasn't already made it clear to you, they are better than you for no other reason than the fact that they go to UVA. Its a sad day when a person has to see a good friend go off to this ego boosting pit of crap cuz you know they are going to come back a pompous ass hole. If you're really lucky they will join a fraternity, which not only makes them even more better than you, it also puts them above the GDI's at UVA. Come on, when is the last time UVA had a good football team. For as long as I can remember they are going to be "good" this year, yep this is definitely the year...
Hey, I go to UVA. Oh yea did you know I am better than you cuz you dont go there. You are inferior to me cuz i go to UVA. Who would win in a fight, UVA or God?
Trick question UVA is God, duh.
Straight up, UVA sucks.
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