A man, a friend, and a loyal comrad who will always be by your side no matter the situation. He is always there when needed, and fulfills his duty to the best of his ability, even if that isn’t that good.
You know Alex down the street?
Oh yeah! Ubi Bubi always reports for his duties, not the best at those duties tho unfortunately. He has his bright spots though!
Universal Basic Income
A concept where people earn money by default & being lazy
People who have this idea have never studied basic economics
Sam: "I support UBI."
James: "this mf hasn't studied economics"
A factoid or some irrelevant data that takes up brain RAM, which could be better utilized remembering the Pythagorean Theorem or your mother's birthday. This definition is a UBI.
David bored the tears out if his dinner guests with UBI after UBI about maintaining the pH level of his koi pond.
Unidentified Beer Injury - Injury sustained whilst drunk. Usually discovered the following morning with no recollection of how it occurred.
Man I must have been hammered last night. Got loads of UBI's.
Having sex in an uber
I shared an uber with this girl i met at the bar and we ended having an Ubi before getting to her house. What a mess to clean up for the driver.
n Universal Basic Income
A fixed welfare payment that is paid regularly and unconditionally.
A: Bro, bro, did you already spend all your UBI money?
B: Yeah, think I'll have to take a loan for the rest of the month. Unless daddy decides to pay up, that is.