umm ok

two simple words you say when you don't have an answer to the really awkward thing your friend just said. And then they go WAAAATTT ITS TRUE.... and then you reply with the same answer "umm ok"

*In a crowded place that just got quiet*
Friend: DUDE I GOTTA FART!!

You: umm ok?! 0.o

Friend: NAH MAN FOR REAL!!

You: umm ok?! 0.o

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umm...friend

1. Someone you are having casual sex with, a "fuckbuddy" or "bedbuddy".

2. Someone you are cheating on your S.O. with.

3. Someone you shouldn't be hanging around with.

Mom: "And who is this?"

Jill: "Mom? Oh, uh....this is my umm...friend Joey.

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Umme Salmah

People with the name Umme Salmah are very loving. They love tranquility and comfort. They are artistic and like quality. Umme Salmah is very beautiful, charming and pleasant. People with the name Umme Salmah want the best out of life, they are very luxurious! Umme Salmah's are real charmers! Umme Salmah like to sleep and love to indulge in food!

Umme Salmah LOVES to gym! She is a GYMOHOLIC! Umme Salmah Likes to do work when she wants to. People with the name Umme Salmah cannot watch a movie because they fall asleep while watching it. Umme Salmah doesn't like to cook but loves to eat! She loves to play with makeup and her phone! Everyone loves to be around an Umme Salmah! Pleasant, Beautiful and Friendly is what she is!

Everyone wants to be an Umme Salmah! (VERY BEAUTIFUL)

crap-umms

when things don't work your way

Boss: You have to work Saturday night

Worker: Crap-umms

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but umm .... tssss

When a friend or co-worker is stalling for thought during conversation with "but ummmmm", it is completed by the other person with "tsssss"

First used by Joey and Ana at St. Peter

but umm .... tssss

Co-worker 1: I went to Miami last week and had a great time, but umm ....

Co-worker 2: tssssssss

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umm kaay

word mean ok or alright

Word that is often used by middle age to old men mainly bankers usually meanin OK

Customer: hello i would like to make a cash deposit
banker: umm kaay how much were u lookin to deposit
customer: about 700
banker: umm kaay just need u to fill out this slip umm kaay

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umm hi

ur here for a reason idk

Umm hi.