I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

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A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

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suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

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could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

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Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

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Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

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