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Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!
Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...
Anything, and I mean *ANYTHING*, that's not one of the five boros of New York. Fuck you Long Island you upstate hicks, go suck cock on your gayass little beaches.
I'm from NYC, I don't *go* upstate.
Simple people, who live north of Albany, NY. They tend to not be the wealthyest, but humble. They also are not stuck up like "downstaters".
Upstaters-can u tell me the time eh?
Downstaters-WTF, wat r u from upstate or somthin?
Upstaters-yea, y does that matter? can u give me the time?
Everywhere above New York City. Such as Nassau, Westchester, and Rockland.
If you people actually lived in New York you would know it is not safe. But most of you want to make yourselves look smart. Everyday someone gets shot in New York.
Blood1: Yo, Ima goin from upstate to da city today.
Blood2: Oh, deadass? I'm comin' too.
Prison inmates. Upstate is a another word for the slammer.
Mike: "So Worm, how are the boys upstate treatin' you?"
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."
Term generally used by parents to explain the absence of a family pet. While sometimes meaning the pet has truly been rehomed, it generally is a euphemism for the animal dying, disappearing, being put down, or given to an animal shelter.
Child: “daddy, where did fluffy go?”
Father, covered in scratch marks: “well sweetie, fluffy went to live on a farm upstate…”