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a boring ass state full of mormons and white people and so cold ( i live in this hell hole) but yet other people enjoy it
utah what am i supoosed to say?
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1. State in the Western portion of the Continental United States.
2. Closest thing to actual hell on Earth, in terms of sheer temperature and desolation. Can travel for over 100 miles at a time without coming across one settlement or exit on the freeway.
1. Traveling West from Colorado, I entered Utah, and promptly turned around.
2. While traveling in Utah, I waited for two hours for an exit to use the restroom, finnaly coming across a Truck Stop before having to travel another 100 miles without any possibility to stop.
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I live here hate it! Don't ever move here if you have any belief in being DIFFERENT! The school system sucks ass! You can't be considered a normal human being if you have tatoos, piercings, colored hair (funny story I had hot pink hair and got accused of shoplifting) etc...
Perosn: Where are you from?
Me: Utah
Person: Are you a Mormon?
Me: Why is it that just cuase I'm from Utah that automatically makes me a Mormon?
Person: Sorry.
Me: No you're not! You close minded arraogant asshole!
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a sexual position in which one presses the achilles tendon on the back of the ankle/foot between one's buttocks. this can be down with another person or by yourself.
"did you have sex with her yet?" "nah, but we did the utah last night"
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To ask for something that someone else is already going to get for themselves. Originated from the movie "Point Break" when Gary Busey Character asks Keanu Reeves for two sandwhiches at a stand calling out "Utah".
"I'm Gonna Go Get A Beer."
"Utah.Two"
"Bet."
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Care to know about this state? Utah's just another lame state. It's not quite as exciting as California, New York, Florida, or Texas. Here's the story from a resident.
It's famous for a few things. Hard to believe I know. Utah is known for: Mormons of course, fry sauce, the 2002 Winter Olympics, David Archiletta, and country music group Shedaisy. Many movies are filmed in Utah. I believe high school musical was filmed here (not a fan or anything). You can find some beautiful views of desert, canyons, a few lakes, and mountains. It's hard to tear apart the seasons and in the winter it is snowy and cold; God it's cold!
Utah is just as diverse as any state; however, among this diversity 3/4 of it seems to occupy one big group. This group includes Mormons, a brainwashed religious group who believe they are the only ones who will end up in heaven and believe they are the only ones with a right to be there, and closed minded, right winged nut jobs. Dare to be different here? There are many nice people, but it's not always a very friendly state. It's full of piss assed, uptight ass holes. Wave to anyone and they'll give you the evil eye it seems.
From what I hear people who grew up in high crime areas feel safer when they move to Utah. Could that be true of any state though? Perhaps it was just the city they were in? Utahns seem to believe it's the "moral fiber" of their state. Positive reactions to outside visitors are basically like "Oh utah. Cool."
That's Utah in a nut shell.
Utah Resident: Welcome to Utah. Are you gay, different, or just not conservative?
Kermit the Frog: I think so.
Utah Resident: (pulls out a gun) Please leave you creature! Thanks and god bless.
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