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one of the 50 states in what is known as the United States. Utah is seemingly made famous for its excess of mormons, virgins, meth, and republicans. Also for its lack of alcohol, amusement, prostitutes, and anything worth ever participating in. Studies show that those who grow up in utah are ten times more likely to punch a small child with malice as an adult.
oh fuck, are we in utah? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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a boring ass state full of mormons and white people and so cold ( i live in this hell hole) but yet other people enjoy it
utah what am i supoosed to say?
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1. State in the Western portion of the Continental United States.
2. Closest thing to actual hell on Earth, in terms of sheer temperature and desolation. Can travel for over 100 miles at a time without coming across one settlement or exit on the freeway.
1. Traveling West from Colorado, I entered Utah, and promptly turned around.
2. While traveling in Utah, I waited for two hours for an exit to use the restroom, finnaly coming across a Truck Stop before having to travel another 100 miles without any possibility to stop.
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I live here hate it! Don't ever move here if you have any belief in being DIFFERENT! The school system sucks ass! You can't be considered a normal human being if you have tatoos, piercings, colored hair (funny story I had hot pink hair and got accused of shoplifting) etc...
Perosn: Where are you from?
Me: Utah
Person: Are you a Mormon?
Me: Why is it that just cuase I'm from Utah that automatically makes me a Mormon?
Person: Sorry.
Me: No you're not! You close minded arraogant asshole!
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a sexual position in which one presses the achilles tendon on the back of the ankle/foot between one's buttocks. this can be down with another person or by yourself.
"did you have sex with her yet?" "nah, but we did the utah last night"
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To ask for something that someone else is already going to get for themselves. Originated from the movie "Point Break" when Gary Busey Character asks Keanu Reeves for two sandwhiches at a stand calling out "Utah".
"I'm Gonna Go Get A Beer."
"Utah.Two"
"Bet."
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