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My gay best friend that’s a masochist and wants to be penetrated roughly by the male specimen. He’s a bitch but that’s okay because I’m a bitch too. I chuckle at his lame jokes because...yes. He’s rlly gay. Tell him to stop sending me gacha porn of his OCs
Person #1: Did you hear that a gay guy had one night stand with three guys?!
Person #2: That’s a Val
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Basically a reverse shocker, named for a female colleague of mine who said, upon learning the shocker, "I'd like it this way instead..." Gotta love that.
"She said she was tired of the same old shocker and wanted something to really shock her...so I gave her "the Val"
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A really good looking mexican guy that every girl wants to smash or date but then they realize that he doesn’t catch feelings and just cums and goes as he pleases
Val is so fat boi
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Val is usually short for Valarie, Val is a short chubby psychopath if you come across a Val steer clear you do not want to get involved with her. Val may seem nice and cute at first but the more you get to know her the more you will realize how crazy she really is.
"who was that girl who went bat shit crazy last night?"
"i dont know probably Val"
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When Valerie squirts her juicy cum in a popsicle maker and then freezes it for a refreshing, cold, dessert after an amazing cream pie sesh.
Shea called me over cause he said he wanted to give me the Val Val Special
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“Stop begging for milfs to spit in your mouth, you sound like such a Val.”
“We get it, you’re a Val.”
“Silence, Val.”
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The coolest, handsomest, smartest, the funniest, and the strongest thing around. Like, damn bro, where'd u get those MUSCLES?
Val is amazing.
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