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The weekend surrounding Valentine's Day. This weekend is usually filled with lots of sex, drugs and rock-n-roll especially for non-married couples or newlyweds.
I am still recovering from VD Weekend. Nancy and I spent the whole weekend drinking, having sex and partying.
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When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague
(Phone rings)
Hey are you going to get the phone or what?
(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!
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Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)
Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!
A type of CD that is composed of mainly beans, or when you fill your CD Tray with beans, and expect 'The Incredibles' to play on your DVD Player.
Guy 1: Yo bro I got a new bean-vd.
Guy 2: siiick bro pop it in
Guy 1: *comically pulls out 2 cans of beans*
Guy 2: oh god
The day following Valentines Day. Celebrated by a trip to the clinic to make sure that any ill-advised actions of the previous night dont have any dire consequences.
Brad celebrates VD Day the same way every year. He wakes up in an unfamiliar room, gets a cab to his apartment, then spends the day waiting for test results.
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E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.
My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.
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A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.
Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!
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