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The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."
running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person
I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.
A wrestler from Hesperia High school that is 15 years old and has no limits
Paulo Valdez is the best Freshman in Hesperia History
A trap! look out! This male/female (I can't tell the difference) is actually one of the best people in the world and should totally win a Grammy Award for his superiority to all of his friends.
Paris Valdez is my super idol! :D
Someone that is humble. A family person. Doesn’t give up on anything or anyone. Is very good in bed. Loving and caring, but if you mess with him enough, he’ll make your life a living hell.
Luis Valdez is such a teddy bear.
Man I wish I could be more like Luis Valdez .
We all love Luis Valdez, he’s such a loving person, we enjoy his company.
Can’t wait to sleep with Luis Valdez again.
using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.
Person 1: Who is that gorgeous alpha male
Person 2: Thats Marc Valdez for sure!