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Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?
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A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.
That dude is a real Velcro Cowboy. I can't tell what's pubic hair and what's actual facial hair.
the most kick ass cover band with the hottest band members
Hey guys... let's go watch the velcro pygmies... i heard they were awesome
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How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
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The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
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The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.
When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!
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A gang who everyone fears who all wear velcro shoes. Extra cool points if you cross it over
Tim: You wanna scrap mate
Fin: Ight
*Velcro gang arrive and shank Tim to death and Fin gets his girl