veni vedi vici

literally means "I came, I saw, I conquered" exclaimed by Julius Caesar. Found on all Marlboro cigarette packs

"Veni Vedi Vici" -Marlboro

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veni, vidi, vici

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.

Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!

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Veni, Vidi, Vici

1. A Latin phrase originally coined by Julius Caesar which translates roughly to "I came, I saw, I conquered." Also used by teenagers to describe their own sexual conquests.
2. An infamous level of platforming hell in the rage game "VVVVVV", known for requiring split-second reactions and absolute precision, lest the player end up with a face full of spikes. As it turns out, this level is completely optional.

1. Random teenager: You remember that girl from that party. Veni Vidi Vici, you know?

2. Veni, Vidi, Vici is a fucking stupid level that's made me die over and over again!

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veni, vidi, vado

Latin for I came, I saw, I go.

So, instead of conquering that guy like I had orginally planned, I left because he turned out to be a total jerkass. Veni, vidi, vado.

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Veni qua da boomba

Italian word meaning, "Get your ass over here!"

Ayy ooo ming look at these broads, veni qua da boomba!!

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Veni Vedi Wenti

I came, I saw, I left....that simple

"Dude how was that college visit?"

"Well, veni vedi wenti"

"Oh, that bad huh?"

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venis

noun: pronounciation: vee-nis: a penis - usually characteristic of men who are overweight - that is forced to retreat up into the pelvic cavity due to excess stomach or abdominal fat. Additional complications include impotence - and possibly non-use.

I have a venis.