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Ventura Cross Country Prep; as in the school. The mission of the academy is to brainwash its members into thinking that they are better than everyone else on the planet. This group is often judged by their red hammer and sickle socks--and rightfully so, as they oftentimes function in a cult-like manner. Most of them don't actually like their school, just being on the XC Team. There are a few nice kids, but the majority have been slowly manipulated and have therefore lost any signs of goodness. They are only friends with each other plus a few select honorary attendees of said academy.
"OMG look at that sea of red! Who IS that? And where did all of the nice cross country boys go? OH YEAH, they don't exist here anymore, cuz they go to Ventura Cross Country Prep! OBVS!"
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When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro
The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?
like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
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And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.
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I've living here for over 20 years accumulatively. Here is what this county is all about. Nimby's, Nope's, draw bridge politics run this county whole Heartley. It is very locals only and very cliquey. You will have section 8 housing right across the street from million dollars listings. It's been called Bakersfield by the Sea, VENtucky and poor-man's Santa Barbara. You will have graffiti and homeless in residential Neiborhood's. They still have the traffic camera's that even L.A doesn't have anymore. Personally, I would rather be in Orange County or San Diego. Oh and yes they INFACT have the highest median home cost than anywhere else in the state of California. Welcome!
Yo let's go to Ventura County to pay for the overpriced fair, record shops and see people surf some whitewash at surf rodeo.
a third world socialist community to the north of L.A, typically they hold pretentious events and are very clique within their demographics. Lately they are trying to be like L.A with new restaurants and stores but at the end of the day they are very incestrial and economically challenged. Yes, there are million-dollar listings and has the highest median home price in the state but that changes when you get closer to the beach and there are homeless that virtually pollute the area and make it less desirable.
If you thought Los Angeles or San Francisco were bad during the pandemic, it might as well have been Mussolini's Italy for that time period.
Ventura county sucks and is lame I would rather go to Santa Barbara.
The only Clermont-Keener that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Kaiá Khadra is telling her to die with a good Chatsnap going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Chanel Ventura