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Ventura Cross Country Prep; as in the school. The mission of the academy is to brainwash its members into thinking that they are better than everyone else on the planet. This group is often judged by their red hammer and sickle socks--and rightfully so, as they oftentimes function in a cult-like manner. Most of them don't actually like their school, just being on the XC Team. There are a few nice kids, but the majority have been slowly manipulated and have therefore lost any signs of goodness. They are only friends with each other plus a few select honorary attendees of said academy.
"OMG look at that sea of red! Who IS that? And where did all of the nice cross country boys go? OH YEAH, they don't exist here anymore, cuz they go to Ventura Cross Country Prep! OBVS!"
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When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro
The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?
like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
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And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.
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I've living here for over 20 years accumulatively. Here is what this county is all about. Nimby's, Nope's, draw bridge politics run this county whole Heartley. It is very locals only and very cliquey. You will have section 8 housing right across the street from million dollars listings. It's been called Bakersfield by the Sea, VENtucky and poor-man's Santa Barbara. You will have graffiti and homeless in residential Neiborhood's. They still have the traffic camera's that even L.A doesn't have anymore. Personally, I would rather be in Orange County or San Diego. Oh and yes they INFACT have the highest median home cost than anywhere else in the state of California. Welcome!
Yo let's go to Ventura County to pay for the overpriced fair, record shops and see people surf some whitewash at surf rodeo.
She’s the only one you’ll ever need. She’s a real friend. Even through the toughest times you’ll always know she’s there. You may not have known her for a long time
, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”
She’s the only one you’ll ever need. She’s a real friend. Even through the toughest times you’ll always know she’s there. You may not have known her for a long time
, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”