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When a sexual partner either wants an apology or wants to extract information from their man and clenches their penis in their anus as if they are trying to pinch a steal loaf until the "clenched" surrenders the information.
Jamie- "I swear, it was just us guys here last night babe!"
Kim- "I smell that sweet hot stank in the air! Who was she?! Your going in the anal vice until you tell me that twats name!
Jamie- "Nooooooooooo............. ;) "
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When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.
"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."
A vacation that revolves around carnal pleasures. Banging hookers, smoking crack, shooting up, excessive drinking, sex parties, boofing, coke lines on strippers' tits, jenkem, and fatal amounts of cigarettes are a few of the things that someone on a vice vacation might enjoy.
Hey man, you look like you got chewed up and spit out by the devil himself. What happened?
I just got back from a long vice vacation.
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1. to describe someone who has a terrible habit of being sketchy (acting creepy, behaving in a mysterious manner)
2. or as a response to a sketchy or weird situation.
1. "He is always so sketch vice. Last night he disappeared from the party for five hours."
2. "That trip to Jamaica sounded like a sketch vice vacation"
3. Upon hearing a crazy or outrageous story...
"Sketch. vice."
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This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.
Jimmy Bob really was vice signaling to the MAGA crowd when he got up and shouted obscenities at the Pride Parade marchers walking downtown.
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A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.
"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."