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North Vietnamese

People who hail or descend from North Viet Nam. Notorious for the "Z" sound on words with the "Y" (d) sound. They typically think that they're the best out of all the Vietnamese (North, South, Middle, Chinese-Vietnamese).

Typically say things such as: "No one thinks about Huแบฟ (Middle Viet Nam)", "The South lost because they can't pronounce anything correctly",

"You call the country 'Diแป‡c Nam'? You bet we Diแป‡t Nam! Cuz you guys lost..." Meaning of the last one: a typical southern dialect pronounces vs with the 'y' (d) sound and they pronounce ts at the end of word with the 'c' sound. This means that they say the country's name as "yiec nam" which sounds identical to their pronunciation of the word "Diแป‡t" (yiet) which means to exterminate/get rid of. And "Nam" means south. So basically anytime a southerner says "Viet Nam" it will sound like "Yiec Nam / Eliminate the South" instead.

Northerners typically also have big egos and look down on other Vietnamese peoples... I'm looking at YOU, Kiet! You know who you are!

Nam (South) Guy: "Ai - Yah! That North Vietnamese guy can't stop slamming us! He's so full of himself!"
Bac (North) Guy: "Ai-Zah! That South Vietnamese guy can't stop complaining! He's such a whiner!"
Hue (Middle) Guy "A-Yuh! Baegads agredgg uaeqeqwhy bnqtq Vietnaefadf DAgdasg!!! Aggdfort!"

by South East Asian Man September 1, 2022


Vietnamese Socketwrench

When a girl loosely wraps her lips around the head of a penis and swings her head back and forth almost violently.

I tried to talk my girl into giving me a vietnamese socketwrench the other night but she wasn't feeling it.

by Cinnamahn April 11, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


vietnamese getaway

Spraying piss poop aka high pressure pure liquid shart out of your ass like a misty smoke screen of feces and other butt liquid so as you can escape your enemy and waddle off to safety.

Tyrese came home early and caught me with his girl. I was bare ass naked and made a Vietnamese getaway out of the bedroom window.

by Weirdest September 22, 2023


Vietnamese Handjob

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in

"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

by Trashkritter February 11, 2021


Vietnamese Helicopter

A form of sex where the man positions himself underneath a ceiling fan, while a woman (or man) is tied to the fan. Someone is to flip the switch to the fan right before the woman (or man) cuts the rope and goes spiraling down onto an erect penis.

Watching Narnia is like being the fan in the Vietnamese Helicopter

by SwagHoodRat February 20, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vietnamese Kiss

When someone moves their nose to your cheek and sniffs it.

Cousin: Do you know what a Vietnamese Kiss is?
Me: No
Cousin: (Smells shoulder/cheek and sniffs shoulder/cheek)
Me: Oh, my aunts do that all the time

by Vuman August 3, 2008

460๐Ÿ‘ 267๐Ÿ‘Ž