Vitamin R

A newly discovered vitamin, only found in malk.

Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

Vitamin R does not help with bone health.

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Vitamin Cheese

A slang term for getting high off of cat urine, also known as cheesing

Did you get your Vitamin Cheese today?

Yeah dude, I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out right now!

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Vitamin N

Vitamin N is short for nootropics. Vitamin N often causes short term to medium term to even long term cognitive enhancement. Some nootropics increase brain size. Some nootropics enhance the function of neurons and rebuilds the dendritic spines and even boost it to higher levels. Some nootropics affect neuroreceptors. Some are wakefulness enhancers. Some psychedelics in low doses(like microdosing LSD or 2C-D) are nootropics. There are dozens of subcategories and hundreds and hundreds of nootropics. It's unclear whether stimulants fall under the nootropics category.

Bob: I took some vitamin N and studied for hours.

Steve: What was it?

Bob: It was modafinil and phenylpiracetam. Vitamin N rules!

Steve: I need vitamin N too. My brain feels sluggish.

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Vitamin b

When a personal relationship helps you getting something in day to day life.

B as in the first letter of Beziehung, the German word for relationship.

"how did you get that job?"

" I got it through vitamin B!" (aka a friend of a friend recommended me for example)

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Vitamin Fart

It's a nungey smelling kind of fart that leaves a tang in the back of your throat and roof of your mouth.

J'heeeze Joey that's a rare vitamin fart!

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Vitamin G

Florida's Natural fruit snacks made by Aúsome Fruit Snacks. The fruit snacks come in either string or nugget form and are only in strawberry flavor. However, Vitamin G is only used by an elite group. It is usually distributed among G's/z at lunch time, but it can be used in times of extreme need and/or desire, such as an Ajemian DBQ. Members of the G nation are given Vitamin G to G Up on these whack teachers, students, and people in general. Vitamin G provides G's with energy and confidence (that they have stored/potential energy) to continue and accomplish the day with everlasting strength. The saying that goes along with Vitamin G is, "G UP!"

Walter: "Hook me up with some Vitamin G."
Eric: "What you know about that?"
Donny: "It's apple flavor!"
Kiyong: "VITAMIN G!"
Ben LEE: "Oh vitamin G is so good."
John Lee (Not G): What's Vitamin G?"
All: "G UP!"

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vitamin d

getting dick/wanting dick... usually used by girls.

Im feenin' for some vitamin D tonight.

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