When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.
Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.
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A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle
Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.
Voldemort is one evil son of bitch
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A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.
noseless voldemort
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the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.
hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.
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n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.
"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."
"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."
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When a woman grabs a box of altoids ( or peppermint of choice) and proceeds to insert them into her mouth and vagina while she continues to blow you.
Holy shit bro, lastnight Jenny was so drunk she pulled a voldemort on me! Who knew altoids could be so good!
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When a woman grabs a box of altoids ( or peppermint of choice) and proceeds to insert them into her mouth and vagina while she continues to blow you.
Holy shit bro, lastnight Jenny was so drunk she pulled a voldemort on me! Who knew altoids could be so good!
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