Nine Volt Yoda

The coolest band ever...plain and simple...the coolest THREE guys in the world...now that creepy kid is gone

I love the band Nine Volt Yoda.
Rick got kicked out of Nine Volt Yoda.

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9 volting

licking of the anus

the feeling you receive when licking a 9 volt battery is the same the kinda tingling feeling you get when licking the anus, hence the term '9 volting'.

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9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

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500 volts strait to the nipple

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

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9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

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12 volt

Isak: That socket only have a 12 volt outlet.
Martin: I dont think so *Brings sveiserapparat*
Adrian: AU FAEN *Jumps off chair*
Dag: Jævla idiot *claps hands*

SVEISEAPPARATET MITT GÅR PÅ 12 VOLT

Volte Sempre

1. Saudação obrigatória entre eurofederalistas em Portugal, devido ao nome do partido Volt.
2. Nome dos encontros regulares do Volt Portugal: Volt Sempre Às Quintas / Sextas.

- Adorei conhecer-vos, ainda bem que há pessoas inovadoras e preocupadas na política. Viva a Europa!
- O prazer foi nosso, Volte Sempre!