waffle

The best damned food ever. It is king of all foods, and is great with anything. Anything at all. It can make cow manure taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like double chocolate, not that I've tried you sick fucks!

And the Lord sayeth: "Let those who eat the Holy Waffle have dominion over this world." And it was done, and He rested.

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Waffles

Used to refer to sexual intercourse in a discreet manner.
Can be substituted by "French toast" to refer to sex with a person of French desent. "German pancakes", "Belgian Waffles", ect.

Person 1: Dude did you get some waffles last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, best waffles I've ever had.

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waffle

to change sides on an issue. One day you support something, the next day you oppose it.

John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.

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Waffles

A word that can be used as a response to any question.

"What is the capitol of Bulgaria?"
"Waffles!"

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waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

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waffle

When you moon someone thru a chain link fense.

Dude, let's go over to the overpass and waffle the fuckin' nine to fiver's.

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waffle

Racial slur for a person of Belgian descent.

Fucking waffles taking our jobs...

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