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While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.
" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."
Assessing the threat level of a fart by scooping ones own beef cloud into the sniff zone.
Randy had a stomach full of day old T-Bell, and decided to waft the kwimbe before he entered a room full of colleagues.
When you are getting a bj while taking a shit, the waft of air, smelling of shit, that cames out between your legs as you are sitting on the toilet and goes right into your partners face. Thus, they have experienced the Dutch/Duetch Waft
My girlfriend was giving me a bj and i had to poo, but i didn't want to leave her so she came with me and got angry when she got a nice hot Dutch Waft in her face.
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The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.
I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.
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This happens when you go to sit on the toliet, and as you are making the motion to move down you let a fart out. A little gas to help you bend down. When you sit down on the chair/toilet your face is now at the same level as where your ass was. You then smell the torrent of farts that you let out. Hence giving yourself the ass waft.
Man, I totally ass wafted myself just a minute ago in the bathroom.
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An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!
"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
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"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"
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Abbrev. PW The foul smelly breeze created when engaged in a sexual act with a female who is on all fours (see doggystyle) and a change in air pressure results in air being sucked in, and subsequently out, of the anal cavity
"I love the smell of poo waft when she's on all fours"
"How'd you go with Belinda last night?"
"All good - did her doggy, but she had the PW's that would make you faint!!"