waifu

Japanese for "wife". Outside of Japan, it is seldom used by anyone but weeaboos to display their unhealthy attraction for fictional anime characters. See: faggot.

SAKURA IS MY WAIFU ^__^ ***OMG SO KAWAII DESU**^^*:3***

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waifu

Typically fictional characters you find to be wife material and attractive and crush on. Aka roronoa zoro

Roronoa zoro is my waifu

waifu

a fictional character, (mostly from anime) that a man or woman has feelings for

wow have you seen my waifu? she's kinda hot ngl

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waifu

Asian wife of a non-Asian husband.

My waifu's tendency to mix seasoned ground meat with tofu is perplexing my vegetarian neighbors.

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waifu

a waifu is a mexican living in england who likes animated films and abhors all things cute (puppies, kittens, etc)

That waifu was bitchy all day long.

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waifu

loser males who never leave their room, refer to their favoured big boobed anime girls as their waifu.

loser male - “shes my waifu!!”

mother - “please get out of my house youre 32.”

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waifu pillow

A body pillow with a picture of an anime character on it used by weaboos.

Person 1: Did you hear that (insert weaboo here) fucked his waifu pillow so much that it can stand on its own?
Person 2: Why must you tell me this...

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