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How Chinese and Japanese people pronounce the English word "wife"
The pronunciation is the same with all words that rhyme with wife.
Fresh off the boat Chinese dude: *wake up* EEHH!!?!?! Where my waifu go ah?!?!?
Airport security: She went to the washroom, she wanted me to look after you in case you woke up and wandered off.
Chinese dude: O, thank you ah!
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Asian wife of a non-Asian husband.
My waifu's tendency to mix seasoned ground meat with tofu is perplexing my vegetarian neighbors.
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Waifu means fictional anime/hentai wife and love of their life.People pretend to eat their waifu's a$$.
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a waifu is a mexican living in england who likes animated films and abhors all things cute (puppies, kittens, etc)
That waifu was bitchy all day long.
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loser males who never leave their room, refer to their favoured big boobed anime girls as their waifu.
loser male - “shes my waifu!!”
mother - “please get out of my house youre 32.”
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A body pillow with a picture of an anime character on it used by weaboos.
Person 1: Did you hear that (insert weaboo here) fucked his waifu pillow so much that it can stand on its own?
Person 2: Why must you tell me this...
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