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A sexual act (usually performed in the morning) of giving someone a hand job to wake them up. Upon climax, the pelvic region is waxed simultaneously.
"This morning I felt both extreme pain and pure ecstasy. I'm pretty sure I experienced Nirvana."
"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."
This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."
I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.
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The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.
We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.
Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel
Change the channel dude its wake up tv
Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.
"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."
The descriptive term used to describe those with a pretty face regardless of makeup use. It is rare that you wake up to someone and find that you don't mind the way they look once the glamour has worn off from the night before.
"I woke up with some random this morning. Luckily, she had a great wake up face."
"I bet he's got a great wake up face."
"I have to put some makeup on real quick. I have a horrible wake up face."