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An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.
Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!
It is simply the act of masturbating.
Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.
The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.
The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!
Right on!
To dance suggestively in public aka twerking at da club
Did you see them waltzing at homecoming?
When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED
WALTZED
Originally a very popular Queen song, now coined as the official term for a male walking to the bathroom to dispose of a condom, shortly after having the best sex of his life.
The opposite of the “Walk of Shame”
“Yeah man, you already know I did that Millionaire Waltz after blowing her back out”