An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.
Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!
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It is simply the act of masturbating.
Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.
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The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.
The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!
Right on!
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To dance suggestively in public aka twerking at da club
Did you see them waltzing at homecoming?
When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED
WALTZED
The act of sort of βshuffling alongβ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . Weβve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?