@war

An all-out battle that clogs up around 60 percent of youtube comment pages. Usually involves two or more imbeciles arguing about the most meaningless subjects, using the "reply" feature to respond to the previous numbskull's idiotic comment. So called because of the distinct @InsertRandomMoronHere tag displayed when a reply is posted.

~~Example of an @war~~

THIS VIDEO IS TARDED
H3XRPWNZ 5 minutes ago

@H3XRPWNZ ur tarded
ImSoSmart 3 minutes ago

@ImSoSmart YOUR MOM IS TARDED. PWNED!
H3XRPWNZ 2 minutes ago

*thoughtful comment*
normaluser 1 minute ago

@normaluser UR TARDED
H3XRPWNZ 30 seconds ago

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War

An activity that takes place when the wealthy deceive poor people into killing other poor people for their own personal gain.

Iraq war.

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war

The unfortunate bi-product of the makings of peace.

See War to end all Wars.

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war

when you must kill your enemy before he kills you

this is war its kill or be killed.

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war

1. Peace. (sources: Orwell and Bush)

"War is peace."
-George Orwell, "1984"

"...when we're talking about war, we're really talking about peace."
-George W. Bush

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War

The highest form of society and civilization.

1. It is the only period of time that large groups of people, or one-half of the world (ex. Axis vs. Allies.) are working together for a common result: destroying or rendering a different large group, or the other half of the world useless.

2. The result of which spurs economic growth and new jobs, better living conditions, increased education, and studies if human nature.

3. Periods that define most countries independence, great moments in history, generations, (lost generation and the greatest generation).

4. A time during which civilians sacrifice luxuries to promote the well-being of their nation and their military.

5. It is what propels the creation of almost all technology.

War is when tactics, logistics and strategy is employed by the everyone in the world for a commom purpose.

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war on

Ridiculous and often impossible/implausible attempt to eliminate a problem, esp. used in government referring to problematic affaires du jour.

The president declared war on poverty today.

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