a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day
i hate War Thunder i want to cry
War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.
You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder
War thunder is a free game for people whom have too much knowledge on military vehicles it is very concerning and is also has a very strange player base known words in war thunder:
Skill issue
Mad cuz bad
Get good
Just don’t die
War thunder player:” just died in a game I didn’t get any kills”
War thunder chat: “skill issue”
War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.
person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"
War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.
War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.
Pure Agony. The grinding makes me want to kill myself.
War thunder is an agonizing game