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Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.
tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.
eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on
sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.
hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble
hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.
We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter
hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.
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A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...
"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"
"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"
"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"
"Clean as a whistle!"
A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.
Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?
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Mainly happens to water polo goalies.
To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.
When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.
(girl watching her friends water polo game. Her friend's a goalie and blocked some pretty tough shots)
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.
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A loser like team that always gets their asses whooped by fremd
1) palatine water polo
2) defeated
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When Olympic water polo is being played between women and is so rough, someone's swimsuit comes down and reveals somethibg pretty fukin awesome.
Water Polo Gone Wild was first experienced during the 2008 Beijing games during a match between France and Russia, and again in the 2012 London Games in a match between Croatia and South Africa.
The most successful team in the South West of England, which competes in the BWWPL. SWINDON DOLPHINS. A WAY OF LIFE.
"Did you watch the SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM play yesterday?"
"yes, they were astonishing!"