Can we get groceries?

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

can we just cuddle

The most excruciatingly painful string of words any man will hear in the bedroom. This means the sexual intercourse he has been anticipating since the initiation of said act, has come to an abrupt halt. This destroys his world and disappoints him beyond any hope. It's like promising a child a bran new Xbox One for his birthday and instead getting him a Wii U.

*just as intercourse is about to start* "Baby... Can we just cuddle tonight?"

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can we do thingz

asking your girl if you can fuck her anal along with usual sexual intercourse before you have sex usually a text depending on whats up or whos around or from bathroom after shower while she waits naked in bed for you. can also apply to anal sex on her period.

hey my cock is so hard can we do thingz. or can i do thingz to you.

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Can we ban this guy?

when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server

paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...

can we turn it up

can we turn it up, like hardcore, imma turn my master down so you can turn it up like hardcore

person 1 -"boi i just died in roblox"
person 2 -"this is so sad can we turn it up"

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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

so high. Used to describe whitebeards massive cock

Person 1: Can we get much higher so high
Person 2: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

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Can we smash 1000 likes?

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.

You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.