Weed

Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.

Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.

Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?

Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.

Person 2: isn't weed a drug?

Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.

Person 2: So it's a herb?

Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing

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Weed

Just a plant. Enables one to visit mystical perfect awesome land.

"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."

ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.

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Weed

The flowing buds of the hemp plant.

known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.

Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.

"Yo man my day was stressful and i hurt my back, pack a bowl of weed and lets relax"

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Weed

Weed....a.k.a

Ganja-green-smoke-herb-dank-skunk-chronic-medical-bomb-reefer-dro-reg-mids-kush-mary-mary jane-sticky icky-Huckabee...-grass-dope-christmas tree

All different names for the most frequently used drug in the world Cannabis. The main active ingredient in cannabis is Delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol- 9- carboxylic acid a.k.a THC.

Its the shit you smoke and either A). forgot to pick up your baby mama at walgreens when its -19 degrees outside B).lost the remote when you just had it and havent moved in 4 hours C). left the pizza in the oven for an hour and twenty minuits and D). submitted a fucking long ass definition on the internet.

Let's go smoke another!

(Frank)* hands a bag of weed to (Jim)

(Jim) man where did you get this huckabee?? It looks like it came from a vacuum cleaner. I dont even want to smoke this shit....

(James) This is the 4th blunt of Christmas tree we have smoked.... Im ripped

(Chase) Wheres the dorito's man?

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Weed

the best fucking thing that ever grew on earth to bring peace and GET HIGH AS A MUTHA FUCKA and to just piss off fucking parents and not care

weed is your freind it will never leave you till you smoke that shit and GET HIGH AS A MUTHA FUCKA

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Weed

fat dark green crystally buds take a toke its no joke all you need is one to have sum fun with this drug that you love

expierience

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Weed

A weed is a plant which is annoying because its so hard to get rid of.

Also the best thing to smoke.

Pronounced Like We'd / Wee-d.
Weed.

I smoke weed all night and day while getting rid of weeds in the garden.

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