Big dick swinging, muscle flexing, god like warrior sent from the heavens to destroy all those who oppose him.
The man who crossed welte ended up eating soup the rest of his life.
The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
A person who is acting like such a pussy, that it physically hurts your own body.
Frank was acting like such a pussy welt all night.