The act of transferring tonsil stones during oral sex from the tonsils into the inside of the receivers foreskin during oral sex. This buildup of tonsil stones then over time form a significant amount of smegma underneath the foreskin if left to ferment. Said smegma creates a very pungent oder compared to normal dick cheese
wow babe! i can still taste that welting sesh we had last night.
The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
A person who is acting like such a pussy, that it physically hurts your own body.
Frank was acting like such a pussy welt all night.