whiskey disk

A cylindrical piece of soapstone used for chilling fine liquor in order to avoid dilution from melting ice. The stone is frozen and then added to a drink. The first whiskey disks were manufactured by a New Hampshire stonemason over 15 years ago. Now, they are widely used by liquor aficionados everywhere.

He liked his Scotch neat yet slightly chilled, so he poured it over a whiskey disk.

Whiskey Sweats

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.

whiskey turn

A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.

The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.

Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn

Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.

whiskey hotel

NATO phonetic alphabet for "White House"

The president lives in the Whiskey Hotel.

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pass the whiskey

The overused voice command in the game Fistful of Frags where you say it after killing someone

(It was supposed to be like "Medic!"in tf2)

STOP SPAMMING PASS THE WHISKEY YOU SHIT!

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whiskey tenebrion

When a woman takes a shot of whiskey, you either punch or slap her. Then you immediately shove your cock in her mouth.

Guy 1: Dude, why is Tracy mad cowing on you?

Guy2: Cuz last weekend I gave her the whiskey tenebrion

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Whiskey Beer

A beer served at a bar served to friends by friends (bartenders cannot legally serve the Whiskey Beer). The Whiskey Beer is a mixture the remaining beer of strangers who have abandoned their beers. A minimum of 3 abandoned beers must be mixed to be considered a true Whiskey Beer.

DanO saw three beers left at the other table, and combined them together to mix a Whiskey Beer for Corey.

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