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A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
in reference to horror movies, the action white women make based on their safety in America that is clearly wrong in the moment of action
Sarah was told to stay on the path to avoid spirits, but she went off the path because she saw a tree that reminded her of her childhood, her white woman privilege made her feel safe to leave the path that EVERY ONE TIME HER TO STAY ON
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A white woman who benefits from white privilege but through some vague means associates themselves with being a poc. Either by behavior or being able to check a non-white box.
Pete Davidson's type is a white woman of color.
Ex: Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Halsey, a white Latina, a white North African Arab
"Is Michelle white? She has pale skin, light brown hair, and green eyes"
"No, I think her parents' are Turkish. So she can check off the Asian box. She is a white woman of color. "
Is exhibited when a person comes to believe, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, that white women are the single most oppressed (in extreme cases believed to be the only oppressed) group of people in the world.
Man, J.K. Rowling has a real case of White Woman Syndrome.
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