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WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023


Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023


To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022


Through whom he came into this world incarnate

HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! THE JEWS ARE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! I WAS RIGHT! SEE!? SEE!? THAT'S THE THING I SAID LITERALLY! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY JEWSUS! OOOOOOOOH! THAT... IS... HILARIOUS! I mean, you see what I was saying, right? SEE!? I'm NOT and anti-semite! I said the thing that reality IS! THEREFORE, SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! MASTER OF THEOLOGY! THE ULTIMATE MIND-BRAIN!

Hym "Hooooooookay.... I'm going to read you the- WRITE... I'm gonna write you (YOU read it... I don't read it.... And DON'T FORGET to read it to the blind!) the quote from Andrew Klavan at the Daily Wire.

Here it is: "When you use that phrase to mean the God has abandoned his chosen people, The Jews, THROUGH WHOM HE CAME INTO THIS WORLD INCARNATE... You are quoting the scripture as Satan did in the bible' and then he goes on to say 'You're quoting scripture for your own purposes, and that to me is especially wicked.' THEY'RE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH GUYS! JESUS! WAS! A JEW! IT'S THE SAME THING! IT MEANS THE SAME THING! WOOOOOOW! I WAS RIGHT! JESUS... WAS A JEW... AND HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR LITLLE INCEST CULT TO THE GENTILES... THEY DIDN'T REALLY GET IT... BAM! CHRISTIANITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS! I SOLVED IT GUYS! I SOLVED THEIR LITTLE KIKE RIDDLE! HITLER BEAT ME TO IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WASN'T ALIVE YET... I would have figured it out first. Holy shit. Funny! Funny shit man that is wild. And the Muslims where like 'Oh yeah totally man I talked to the creature too and my wife's gotta wear a blanket now' PFFTT-HAHAHAHAHA! And Satan is just anyone who says they're not God! Or tries to usurp the Jews! Or thinks they're smarter than all of them! WELL... I'M YOU'RE HUCKLEBERRY! I CALLED IT! I'M THE GUY! And, well, I AM smarter than all of you. MAXIMUM MIND BRAIN! ULTRA OMEGA SKULL MEAT SUPREME! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024


Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.

"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"

by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023