wibble

Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.

Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.

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wibble

Word used in a serious conversation to break the mood.

A: "No, I saw you with him at that pub 5 days ago!"
B: "LIAR!"

*Lengthy pause*

C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."

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wibble

Used to describe a long (commonly between 5 and 30 minutes in duration) rambling, often nonsensical monologue. It may cover multiple seemingly unconnected and wildly unrelated topics, and may or may not be directed to anyone else present or indeed inanimate objects. Especially common to those under the influence of alochol, and/or marijuana.

We were all totally smashed when Mike began to wibble uncontrolably.

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wibbly

language spoken by jonathon ross

wiblle wobble wibb wibb wibb wibbly jonathon woss

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Wibbles

A term used a lot in the U.K to describe flab/fat folds on a person.

"She has some major wibbles on her"
"Wibbles are offensive to me"

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wibble

A word used to describe a feeling of confusion, bemusement and a feeling of being pathetic.

I'm hungover and feeling sorry for myself...

"Wibble"

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wibbles

A harmless lout who, although he lives in a backwater, aspires to be thought of as a metrosexual sophisticate; a backward rube who affects urbane erudition; a rustic dandy.

Don thought he was clever when he used French phrases, such as "Quelle fromage!", but his friends all knew he was a wibbles

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