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A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.
Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.
Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.
George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.
Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.
Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
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The term used for devoted girlfriends and wives who lose their partners to the Call of Duty (COD) games. They may sometimes have mere words muttered to them in a whole 24 hours, whilst online gameplay is active.
The new Modern Warfare is out, I've become a COD Widow.
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The awesome and canon pairing of Tony stark (iron man) and Natasha Romanov (black widow) in the comics
Iron widow is so perfect why Isn't it canon in the films yet
Any of a number of dishes brought to a recent widow by friends and family, usually in the form of a casserole or lasagne, the idea being that the widow shouldn't have to cook for herself and the countless visitors she will have during the first week or so of mourning.
Notably used on Grey's Anatomy.
After the death of her husband, Teddy was given so many widow casseroles she didn't know what to do with them.
A female who feeds off of the mental, physical and material means of a male and then leaves him for dead.
A woman who sucks the life out of a male just like a black widow spider does, and then kills him after having her way with him.
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A girl who makes a guy fall in love with her and after he does, she loses interest and breaks up with him.
Watch out she's a black widow
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A woman whose significant other has grown a cord out of his manhood that seems to attach to a console or computer of sorts. She sleeps alone because her man was killed when he was almost to the next level of Halo, half-life, or wow.
My boyfriend has been playing Halo for 71 hours straight - I've become a gamer widow.
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