Wife

Dishwasher whom you can legally beat.

Michael: *whips out belt and dick* Shall I whip or wamp my wife today?

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Wife

A women you love until your in the mid 70s and her jugs hang past her knees

Why wife is old as dinosaur shit

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Wife

1. Another name for a dishwasher, does mens laundry
2. Great at making sandwiches

Brett: Hey Karen where the fuck is my sandwich whore
Karen: Coming Brett
Chad: what a wife

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Wife

1. A grown girl
2. Someone with boobs.
3. Someone that can be pregnant and have baby
4. Someone to have sex with.

4. I stuck my dick up my wife's vagina and it felt good, she told me to keep doing it.

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wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

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Wife that

Verb; A phrase used when talking about wanting to marry that incredibly perfect bitch.

D: Amanda's seriously the nicest chick ever.
DD: Man, I would fucking wife that in a heart beat.

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Wifely

(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.

I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.

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