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An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.
"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".
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When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberting
"Damn it, I got roberted by that asshole. Never dating for a long time after this."
Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.
a roberts is a person of high stature. they win everything and if they don’t get their way they won’t try. a perfect example of a roberts is ben roberts. a roberts also makes varsity everything freshman year. they are also the best at everything they do.
“omg did ben just score 69 goals in one game” ~sean
“of course he did, he’s a roberts” ~ur mom
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absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
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A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
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