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When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.
Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining
When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---
2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?
1: Yes, yes I am.
2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.
3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"
Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:
Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."
Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.
Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
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The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.
So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.
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When a non-Jew attempts to explain a Jewish practice to a Jewish person.
She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."
Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."