windex on a whisk

If you put windex on a whisk and shove it up there it might hurt

If you think of putting windex on a whisk and shoving it up there, don’t it might hurt

windex effect

Optical illusion when someone walks/runs into a clear, very clean glass (usu. sliding) door, thinking the door's open.

Person #1- (bumping head on glass door) "Ow!"
Person #2- Looks like the windex effect gotcha.

windex money

DAT cash dat you need to obtain reasonably priced name branded cleaning utensils, products, and paraphernalia.

A black man goes on his grind to obtain his Windex money.

windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex

1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like

Gone With The Windex

The act of being gone quickly. Also relatively coming from the root words/title,"Gone with the Wind."

Maria: "Are you gone with the windex?"
Justin: "..."

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windex

used as a nick name for someone with really big blue eyes.

person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: what?
person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: why?
person 1: because your eyes are blue like windex.

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windex frosted

Herb that's been given some extra "potency" by a shady dealer using whack chemicals

This shit's been windex frosted, I can fuckin smell it!

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