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When used to describe oneself, it is a comic expression used to indicate a unique and eccentric nature, i.e. one who does not follow the norm of life.
Certain people use this expression to be hurtful and condescending, while others enjoy being recognized as extraordinary.
Window Lickers Unite is a group of people gathered together as a family unit of unique individuals with common goals.
We are window lickers.
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A pointless insult to throw at mates.
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A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'
Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!
Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!
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For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.
"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"
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window-licker
A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.
Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.
God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.
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A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.
First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?
Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.
First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.
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Kid with special needs whos disorder makes him lean and dribble thus cleaning the window!
Sam: hey man check out that spaz kid
Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker
Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*
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When you find yourself staring at the window, drooling and begin licking it.
you have your box of crayons and helmet in hand. alothough you cant lick the windows and keep them shiny clean with a helmet on.
so good luck window lickers, keep cleaning!
"omg! look at kelsey lick that window, Shes such a window licker!"
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