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Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.
Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."
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A moment during a film when a stupid, childish visual joke is inserted into a somewhat serious scene, removing the suspension of disbelief and tarnishing the scene (and sometimes the movie), rendering that segment almost unwatchable.
Origin: From the film "Raiders of the Lost Ark." During the truck chase scene, Indiana Jones and a Nazi are fighting for control of the truck carrying the Ark when the truck crashes through an irrigation system. The result is a very surprised Arab on the hood of the truck, staring at Indy and the Nazi from the wrong side of the windshield.
Dude, "The Dark Knight" was a great movie except for that "Arab on the windshield" moment in the tunnel when Batman simultaneously blows up one of the cars those two kids stuck in traffic were shooting with their fingers.
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Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
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placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.
dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.
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When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.
Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
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When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.
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When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.
- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
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