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An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.
Friend 1: Ughh I want her to pee in my mouth, is that weird?
Friend 2: Yeah you fucking wizz jockey
1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"
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a nickname for izzy, issy, isabelle, issabella
izz wizz over here
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Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.
Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.
when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!
the action of taking a piss at the same time as someone else preferably not in the same toilet or urinal
a:wow i gotta pee
b:me to
a:i called it first
b:no you didnt
a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
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That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.
Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz