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Huge Australia outback creature often used by farmers kids to ride to school on.
Jimmy rode his wombat to cricket one day.
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In the being of wombat. To have lots of the power of the wombat.
The is a mighty sword of wombatness.
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A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch
She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.
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Women Over Mates Beer And Television
women version of bros before hoes
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An exceptionally fat and hairy soccer mom. More than likely to be found at some backwoods bar or the grocery store, cursing out the cashier because they don't have her brand of cigarettes. Most likely to be a wannabe patriot as well. Extremely adverse to showering and shaving off their gross body hair.
My cousin's ex-boyfrined's stepfather's gay frat buddy's wifes' hairdresser lives next door to a Wombat who doesn't like to bathe.
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A Fat ugly Creature.
The kingstone school is home to this disgusting creature. It would do anything for food
"dont get in the way of the wombat and its food"
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