The Wonk

Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.

MAny people live in the wonk.

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Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

wonked

The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"

"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"

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wonked

like messed up or something

man ur teeth look wonked

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wonk

Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.

That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.

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wonk

British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects

Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?

This is some well psychedelic wonk!

I'm feeling a bit wonkey

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wonk

an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.

Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.

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