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1. A wood token coin
2. a reminder to be cautious in one's dealings.
His word is worth a wooden nickel; That is worth a wooden nickel
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This is whereby two men (not having to be gay) place their fully erect penis' bell end to bell end, creating a "bridge", they then have a mouse run across it.
Person 1: "hey can you get that mouse to me"
Person 2: "yeah but only by mean of wooden bridge"
Person 1: " okay..."
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A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive
Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish
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A dildo made of wood and looks a lot like a stool leg.
"So I was sitting on a bench right? Then all these guys come up to me shouting Wooden Dildo, Wooden Dildo. Then Ryan comes up to me and starts Dildoing me, so I had no choice but to Dildo him back. Then everyone starts Dildoing each other
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Painfully uncomfortable chair, constructed primarily of wood.
"For sale: 1 medieval chair, made of wood, comfort level: wooden maiden"
"Man, this chair fucking sucks, I feel like a torture victim, its basically a wooden maiden"
Used for mining 3 blocks of cobblestone
I just got my first WOODEN PICKAXE
A wooden heart is a broken heart and shattered soul
He got used and abused so many times he got a wooden heart
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