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THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.
have fun at camp woodstock where u will become family with everyone else.
Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.
Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.
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The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.
"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."
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An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.
Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.
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we thought of this in church Woodstock Thompson (Good place and a last name)
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A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".
Yo cuz, Kobe is throwing his first party ever at Black Woodstock this year! Gonna be hype!
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The Woodstock Dancer is an unknown man towards the beginning of the Woodstock '69 movie. He is obviously on some sort of psychedelic drug. His face cannot be seen clearly but, he does have a beard and glasses.
Man, I was just watching Woodstock. That Woodstock Dancer guy is awesome, man.