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Wormy appreciation day is held on is May 5th every year. Wormy supporters shall shower wormy with appreciation and love because it is wormy’s birthday that day <3
Dude #1 - “Yo, are you ready for Wormy Appreciation Day tomorrow?”
Dude #2 - “No sadly, I gotta prepare”
When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This
occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.
Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.
An affectionate term for a man’s penis.
I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!
the worm mobster who will beat you up then eat your remains
oh sh*t its Wormie Dealy get out go
The act of giving spectacular head
Damn she’s giving him some serious wormy brain
a boy that looks as if he was raised under the earth. must look slightly malnourished and like his only source of calories is weed and late night college snack food. preferably exclusively wears beanies and flannel. boys with short and/or well-cared-for hair need not apply. proceed with caution.